Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Martha Stewart to become Mountain Mama

I don't know what is most odd about this story:
  1. Martha Stewart is spending 5 months in West Virginia (although CNB notes that it is "almost heaven")
  2. Martha Stewart will earn between 12 and 40 cents a day

As a public service, CNB's crack investigative team has confirmed that Martha Stewart's fellow inmates will not include would-be-Gerald-Ford-killers Squeaky Fromme (currently in a Texas prison) and Sara Jane Moore (currently in a California prison), as is implied in the story.