Friday, October 08, 2004

Live-time Debate Commentary

Bush: It is not called the "Internets" -- nice job on that, champ. On the upside, you are much more animated, which I am sure will help you out. On the downside, you got off your stool before Charlie Gibson let you up (and you stopped him from asking you a question). You certainly woke up, but you are vocally pissy, not just facially.

Kerry: Don't smile too much - it could be smirking. Also, Bush HAS to get mad - he'll get called a wuss by his frat brother Rove if he doesn't. You need to keep calm and stick to the facts.