Diamond Dave, Paramedic

The man pictured above, David Lee Roth, is training to be a paramedic in New York. In fact, several weeks ago, Mr. Roth saved the life of a heart attack victim in the Bronx by using a defibrillator. That is certainly better news than when Mr. Roth suffered the indignity of being busted for buying a dimebag in Washington Square Park (and that damned "Dell Dude" followed suit in a possible misguided attempt at hero worship -- couldn't he have just remade Just Like Paradise?).